bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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onlylolgifs:

Bug workout

ultrafacts:

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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via bullshit-time)

onlylolgifs:

Kids Who Lost The Fight Against Sleep

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

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whitewhine:

WTF?! Stop trying to keep me alive, Apple!

Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

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its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

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